Tuesday, 1 October 2013

The Boy's a Bit Loco - FourFourTwo

A few of my own attempts at FourFourTwo's feature 'The Boy's a Bit Loco' during work experience. From my own research.

Gao Lin
Position: Striker                                   Nationality: Chinese
Club: Guangzhou Evergrande             Age: 27

Nutter Credentials
With only 9 yellow cards since 2008, Gao Lin doesn’t appear a credible candidate for the ‘loco’ categorisation. In this Chinese striker’s case, though, it’s his individual moments of madness that earn him a reputation that has scarred his status amongst China’s football following. If driving a pink Porsche alongside a woman who enjoys posting racy images of herself all over the internet (that is, his wife) doesn’t point towards a Balotelli-esque mentality – the eccentric striker dropped a division in 2010 when he signed for Guangzhou Evergrande, who had been relegated following a match-fixing scandal. The reason? Money, and lots of it. Inevitably, this controversy considerably damaged respect within his native China. If that’s not sufficient, a straight-arm salute celebration can be added to his repertoire of eccentricities.

Most Spectacular Outbursts
In the first leg of the 2012 Chinese Cup Final, with Evergrande drawing 1-all, Gao Lin was booked for a needless, albeit evidently soft foul. Rather than keeping his cool and seeing the final 10 minutes out, he opted to protest against the referee – which earned himself a second yellow within three minutes. Lin was later fined £133,000 and forced to issue an apology by his own team. Even more outlandish, during the Chinese Under-23 National side’s tour of Great Britain, a ‘friendly’ with QPR escalated into a mass brawl, leaving fellow countryman Zheng Tao with a broken jaw. Who initiated the scrap? Gao Lin, who began throwing a flurry of punches at a Rangers defender following apparent ‘provocation’.

He said…
"When facing the provocation I failed to obey the three rules of submitting to the referee, respecting opponents and not striking back, which caused the incident. I sincerely apologize to the fans." Issuing fan apologies is becoming a regularity for Gao, it would seem.


Jose Pedrozo
Position: Defender                              Nationality: Paraguayan
Club: San Marcos de Arica                 Age: 32

Nutter Credentials
What has to happen for a player to suddenly announce they have quit their club and are to retire following one on-field incident? Well, the player in question has to be bonkers – and have been involved in some overly bizarre episode of football drama. Although Paraguayan defender Jose Pedrozo did irrationally quit Chilean side Rangers, he has since returned to football. A drama queen he most certainly is, a nutter, unquestionably.

Most Spectacular Outbursts
It has to be something excessively ‘spectacular’ to result in a 27-game ban – performing a chokehold on the referee during a Chilean Second-division match, and then returning for ‘round two’, just about sufficed for Pedrozo. Referee Marcelo Miranda ordered a spot-kick – against Jose’s side – to be retaken an excessive four times. The second and third attempts were to be saved by the Rangers’ keeper, only for the fourth to be converted by Hamilton Ricard. The fourth stood. With Pedrozo already infuriated, an aggressive challenge subsequently resulted in red for Pedrozo, sparking an outrageous reaction. The Paraguayan grabbed referee Marcelo Miranda by the throat as he reached for his cards. This wasn’t enough for Jose though, who chased the referee once more after he had released him. Intervention came only when Pedrozo’s teammates wrestled him to the ground.

He said…
“I’m not the least bit sorry… I understand that I will be punished and I will no longer play for Rangers or any other team. I intend to get away from football, I’d rather be at peace with my family in Paraguay”.  Remorseful and true to his word, good on him…


Esteban Alvarado
Position: Goalkeeper                           Nationality: Costa Rican
Club: AZ Alkmaar                                Age: 24

Nutter Credentials
Esteban Alvarado has high ambitions. The Goalkeeper wants to establish himself amongst the worlds’ elite, eventually turning out between the sticks for ‘the best team in the world’. I’m assuming breaking into the AZ Alkmaar first team, alongside a limited number of international caps for Costa Rica (two, to be precise), wasn’t exactly what he had in mind. The ambitious young keeper has in one respect, however, followed in the footsteps of some of football’s top professionals. He joins the likes of Cantona, Clough, Beckham and Bellamy in having… attacked a fan.

Most Spectacular Outbursts
Esteban’s moment of insanity forced the entire AZ team off the pitch in a clash against Ajax, and the match was abandoned. When an intoxicated fan encroached onto the pitch and launched a karate kick at Esteban, the goalkeeper’s retaliation resulted in a red card – from which AZ were incensed. The usually cool-headed Costa Rican proceeded to violently kick the fan repeatedly as he lay on the ground, before security could intervene. The red card was later rescinded, and the match replayed. Safe to say nobody will be attacking Esteban again in a hurry.

He said…
“I am ambitious, I want to play in goal for the best team in the world. I made a few mistakes at the beginning, but that can happen, I must make mistakes to progress”. Perhaps he was simply unleashing his anger that had built up through a lack of opportunity at the ‘best team in the world’.

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